What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Black People

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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