Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Barack Obama.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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