A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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so the weather's nice...

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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