Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

This is a joke.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Go away still nothing to see

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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