- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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