What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why didn't he finish his

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Anti Joke

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