- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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