- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

KILL WHITEY

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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