Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How High is a Chinese man

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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