What do cows in Africa say? Moo

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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