What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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womens rights.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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