- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

whats your budget like? a budget.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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