- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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