why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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the lemon was sweet.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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