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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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