it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

9/11

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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