can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Tim likes girls

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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