Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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