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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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