- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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