- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Coldpaly is a good band

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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