What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Hail Hitler

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is older than history?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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