Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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the redsox

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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