- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Girls soccer

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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