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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Girls Lacrosse.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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