Asian women drivers...

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Barack Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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