- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Whats funnier than 24, 69

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

knock knock!? . . No.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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