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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A car walks into a bar.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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