- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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