- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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