Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

whats brown and booky a book.

what's black and can't swim?

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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