What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Llamaworm

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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