What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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so how about that irline food

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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