- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

THe Election

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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