- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is long and black? The line at KFC

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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