- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A car walks into a bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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