Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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