flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Good job, son.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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