- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

9

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Tim likes girls

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??