- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

I killed someone on minecraft.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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