why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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