Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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