How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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