- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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