- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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