- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

when debbie meets downer

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Albert your flies undone.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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