- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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