what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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