- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

copy me and i will kill you

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