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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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yada yada

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Well this is pointless.....

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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