How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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