Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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