- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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