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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Pianos.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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