A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Loperson

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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