- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Justin Bieber.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

haha black people :D

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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