why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A man penetrates another man.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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