Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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