In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Sex education in Texas.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Loperson

did you stub your toe?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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