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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Kevin and Ramin

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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