- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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