George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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