What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

your life

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Patriarchy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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