- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

don't just stand there

roses are red violets should be purple

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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