Tough crowd tonight...

Daniel is a fag

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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