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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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