What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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