What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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