Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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