What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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your face

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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I'm HIV positive.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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