No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Atheism

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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I love you

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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