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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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