a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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