Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

New mission: refuse this mission

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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