- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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