What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Woman's Rights

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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