- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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