Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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President Donald Trump

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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