A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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