Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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