- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Connor is homosexuaI

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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