- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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