- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Corn Muffins

sky's sty

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

richard is fag

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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