- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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