What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Women's rights

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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