- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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