- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did Washington say to California? WC

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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