What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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