a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

knock knock

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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