- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mahmy

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Your life

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

your no better than a cockroach

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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