- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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