- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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