Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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