I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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no rasist joks

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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