- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

your no better than a cockroach

Women's rights.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Your life

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Mahmy

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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