Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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