- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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your face

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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