What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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I went to work today....

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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