- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what are three short words? i a am

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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