XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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