There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

get in the car.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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