Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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