You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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good looking women

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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