- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

womens rights

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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