what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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You bumder!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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