- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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