What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Anti Joke

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