I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Anti Joke

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