- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

so how about that irline food

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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