- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

ecks! why zee?

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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