How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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