Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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well use a tissue!

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