Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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