What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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