Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What black and has children A black man

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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