Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Type better antijokes above

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Today is March 22.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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