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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

i found waldo.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Women's Rights

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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