Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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