children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

BIG PENIS

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Women's Rights

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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