Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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