- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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