Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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