- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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