- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anthony sucks

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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