- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

a blond girl walks into a bar

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Jokes Ki Duniya

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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