What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

I'm 4 and what is this?

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

knock knock come in

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justin littleton being sucessful

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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