What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Fart

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Your adopted

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Laugh

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Anti Joke

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