- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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